Soyburger vs dildo

How's a soyburger like a dildo?

They're both meat substitutes!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's...Fat	Hilarious Signs
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	Whistle While You Twurk	Bone Diggers	Bigfoot and Blonde
Laxative Cough Therapy	Blonde with Money	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
The First Lady's patriotic duties	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Three Gay Men	Blonde in a Round Room
Runny Noodle	Yo mama's So Poor	The First Lady's patriotic duties	George W. Bush was caught breaking
Two Old Ladies	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Drastic Diet	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Hiding In The Closet	Yo mama's So Poor	Attack of the American Women	Mary Had A Little Lamb
500 lawyers in the ocean	Mommy, Mommy!	Blondes Love Puzzles	Fooled You
A Country War	What a Gasser	Lepechaun at Augusta	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Monica At The UN	Clinton's DNA	Smoke Rings
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Yo mama's...Fat	Government vs. Mafia	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Sex Over-Easy	Potatoes Hotatoes	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Rooster Prozac
Titillating	Yo mama so stupid...