Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo mama's So Stupid	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	The Answer
Hey fatty	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Three Blondes	Q & A...Shower	Smile if You're Blonde	Redneck Teeth
Tickle These, Elmo	Little Wanky	Suicide Attempt	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Paper Street	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Yo mamma's so retarded...	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Egg Donor	Yo mama's So Poor	Father and Son
OJ's Airport Limo Service	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Bug's Mind	What Is Politics?
Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Fishing For a Sale	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Brunette Meets Genie	Shop At WalRusMart	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Arkansas Toothbrush
Carefully Placed Periods	Gary Condit's Pants	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Sliding Doors
Stick of Dynamite	Big Tongue	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
Corpsalicious!	What Do I Look Like?	Turtle Soup	Yo mama is so damn fat yo
Clinton's Music	A Fashion Sense