If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Redneck Home Improvement	Bee Milky	Yo mama's...Fat
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Blonde Cell Death	Yo mama's So Fat	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Fishing for a Week	Blonde House Party	Peopling The Earth
Yo mama's so Nasty	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Redneck Death	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	This is a poor joke	Yo mama's so Stupid	Redneck Feast
Legs Open	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Redneck Bubblebath	Dinner's Ready!
Bush BM	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Redneck Thief	Redneck Fly-swatter
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	Chillin' Biddies	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Yo Mama's So Small	Code for Love	Proverbs
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	This Little Piggy	Redneck Oral Hygiene	Bzzzz
Yo mama's So Flat	It's Not Genetics	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Afghani Fowl	A manager walks into his office...	Important Question	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Yo Mama's So Ugly