Yo mama's teeth are so big...

Yo Mama's teeth are so big, if she sneezes she'll stab herself in the chest.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You're So Dirty	Elephant Tampon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	That's tacky
Osama's Covered Wagon	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Eternal Judgment	500 lawyers in the ocean	Wallet and Genitals	A Roomful of Rednecks
Winnie the Pooh	Jungle Gaiety	The Blonde and the Worm	New Improved Lawnmowers
Holiday	Political Pampers	Mechanical Sex	He's So Lucky, He's A Star
S & M	Blonde Test	Suicidal Blonde	Infectious Fast Food
Blonde NASA Engineer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	You Might Be A Redneck...	Two Hookers
Mommy, Mommy!	Your mom is so stupid...	The Dirty Wife	What Men Need Most
Movie Magic	Yo mama's So Poor	Houston Schoolin'	Yo mama's...Forklift
Chicken Crossfire	Wedding Night	Major Crackage	Yo mama's...Forklift
How Many Blonde Jokes...	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Teacher's Pet	Honeymoon
That's Meaty	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Switch!	Bloody Mary
The Golden Mug	Scooby Doo