Blonde Horses

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don't crap on the street during parades!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Poor	Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Crab Cakes	Blonde Pooltable	Checkout Conniption
Ignorance	That's A Buncha Bull	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Wal-marks the spot
Heaven and Hell	Martian Sex	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Orgy at Never Neverland
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	The True Story	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Avon Calling	Be Careful With That Viagra	Bob Dole's Underwear	Yo mama's So Stupid
Redneck Shopper	I've Got Shingles	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	He's So Lucky, He's A Star
Backwoods High Tech	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	ESL 'N' Enron
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Yo mama's...Ugly	Bar... Alabama	Babe Watch
Redneck At The Restaurant	Redneck Porch	Laptop	Legalese
Redneck Jedi II	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Beep Beep
Fast Food for Rednecks	Star Trek	Blonde Crossing	Vaseline Knob
A Real Ball Buster	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface