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Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcom X jacket, a helicopter tried to land on her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mountain Bike	High Stakes	5 presidents are on a plane	Yo Mama's So Fat... God
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	The Dough Boyz	Poor Blonde	Dought Girl
Blonde Arrow	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	I Nearly Pissed Myself	Blonde at Starbucks
Three Drunk Men	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	What's Worse?	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Corduroy Condom	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Wet Lawyers	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
In All the Land	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Fortune 500	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's
The corporate ladder	Hamburger Helper	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo mama's So Ugly
Redneck Truck	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Monica's Testimony	Stuck in the middle
Man Catches Crocodile	Redneck Yardwork	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	The Redneck's Milk
Yo mama is like a brick...	Shipwrecked	Ask The Doctor	Blonde and Drive-Thru
A Daring New Position	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Broom Factory	Yo mama's So Stupid
Man and Pharmacist	Wife's Work on the Sly	A Flaky Blonde	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
Osama the Chicken	Blonde in a boat.