Legs Open

Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

A: Nothing -- they've never met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

List of Short Books	People Really Said These Things In Court	Redneck Bubblebath	A Small Journey Through Hell
The Vampire	Ding Dong	Yo mama's So Fat	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
You Work for the Government When:	Monks Made a Mistake	The Blonde and the Worm	Blonde in Grocery Store
Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo Mama's So Dumb	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	What do you call 88 rednecks...
A Toast	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Hard Sleepin'	Father and Son
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Malcolm in the Puddle	Yo mama's So Fat	Bush and Gore, together again
Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Horny Old Ladies	You Might Be A Redneck	Penis Requests a Raise
Blonde and a Pig	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Shipwrecked
Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Gum	Catching Osama
Party!	Blonde With Braces	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher
Condoms	Keep It In Your Pants	A Few Good Lawyers	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Perry Coma	Shekshy Legsh