I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Clinton and a lightbulb	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Al Gore's Piercings
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Yo mama's So Ugly
Two Sperm	Michael Jackson and Casper	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Alabama Farmer
A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Dear Old Dad	Blonde in Grocery Store	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Microsoft in Detroit?	Redneck Senior	Bartender	Mouth Organ
Blonde NASA Engineer	Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's So Old	Nuns on the Run
Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Soccer Blonde
I feel like chicken tonight	Yo mama's so Nasty	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Wet Lawyers	Moleasses	Peek-A-Boo	The Gynecologist's Glasses
Elephant and Man	Poor Mama	Blonde E-Mail	Soyburger vs dildo
Try It	One-Eyed Blonde	Redneck Grandma	Christmas Bonus
White House Synonyms	Lawyer Brains	Einsteinium	The Definition of
The Wrinkled Nightgown	The Last Southern Virgin