Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

There She Blows	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Redneck's Last Words	Yo mama's So Stupid
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Peopling The Earth	You Might Be A Redneck
Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Baking Blondes	Drink up
Jingle Balls	Blonde with Chickens	Pitching a Tent	Nutty Hunters
Bee Milky	Goodyear Rubber	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo mama's So Fat
Double Wide	Yo mama's...Fat	Land Of Milk And Honey	Yo mama's So Ugly
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Two Things In The Air	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Yo mama is so dumb...
Barbie's Christmas Beau	Le Stinkers	Redneck Sex Ed	Clinton Monument
Bar... Alabama	Bzzzz	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Art Gallery Nudes	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Pig In Summer	Redneck With Empty Tank
No-So-Dumb Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	American Divorce	Yo mama is so dumb...
Gary Condit-Cadabra	Blonde Data	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Guns and Rednecks
The Origin of Little Debbie	Two blondes are shopping at the mall...