Dikfer

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"

"A what?"

"A dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Blonde Crossing	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table
Justice Prevailed	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Hairclub for Women	Redneck Track & Field
Microwave Cookery	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Bigfoot and Blonde	Blondes Doing the Wave
Lucky Frog	Blonde Battallion	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Be Careful With That Viagra
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Louisiana Heritage	Yo mama's So Old	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
Saddam Hussein	Playing Doctor	Switch!	Porcupines
Lay off	Gone Camping	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Elephant and Prostitute
Yo mama's So Stupid	Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	Blonde in the Mirror	Actual Police Quotes
Yo mama's So Stupid	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Two Things About a Blonde	What's That, Tampon?
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Seduction Made Easy	Eating is a Sport
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	A Daring New Position	Blonde With Braces	Respectfully Cheating
Broom Factory	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Curly Hair	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Name That Animal, Kids	Legalese