Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me I'm going in.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Yo mama's...Skinny	Bin Laid	Yo mama's...Fat
Stinkin' Proof	Monica's First Look	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Iraqi Funerals
Yo mama's So Small	Difference Boy & Girl	You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's...Stupid
Blondes and Virgins	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Blonde Jokes	Fix This
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Engineering In Hell	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Nudist BMOC	Like Father Like Son	Clinton and the Pope	Autoblonde
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Stupid	Moms and Their Snooping	Question...Sex Change
Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Sleeping Blonde	Bed Football	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Ice Cream	Clinton and the Pope	Yo mama's So Poor	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Ugly	Fly Away	Definitely
Stumbling and Mumbling	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Five Days of Christmas	Eternal Judgment
Reasons for Being French	Why did the blonde get fired...	Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic
Redneck Photo Op	Dreamweaver