The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bee Milky	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Redneck on the Roof	Exotic Male Dancer
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Offspring	Olllllld Lawyer	Dumb mama joke
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Yo mama's...Ugly	Redneck Anthem	Iraqi Funerals
Yo mama's So Flat	Redneck Teeth	The Blonde And The E-mail	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Screw The World	Tasties in a Half Shell	Wallet and Genitals	A Toast
You Might Be a Redneck if...	Windows 666	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so poor ...	Oldest Couple Ever	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
Flies Have Wings, Why?	Stuck in the middle	Condom Size Tester	Good for the Heart
Thermos and Blonde	Why does the TV like the remote?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Cook
Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	After You	Fred bin Flintsone	A Few Good Men
Paraplegic	TiVo	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Ugly mama and a tail
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Latex Gloves	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Blonde with Money
Yo mama's So Poor	Saving Her Butt