What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Medical Exam	Bush's Tragedy	Door Hinge	Question...Sex Change
New Rules For Employment	Sex and Air	Six Feet Under The Sheets	Yo mama's So Poor
Bone Diggers	Laxative Cough Therapy	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Lucky Frog	Pa Won't Like It	Genie and the Taliban	Blonde Boobies
Fix This	Free Sex Contestants	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Twelve Inch Pianist	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Blonde - Two Coats	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
This is a poor joke	Legs Open	Clocks	Those Shady Frenchies
First Cut is the Deepest	Leggy Blonde	Go Fish	Oh My God!
The Proxy Father	Yo mama so fat...	A very successful lawyer parked his...	Redneck Home Improvement
Redneck Marital Woes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Brunette Shopping	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
Clinton's Protection	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Blonde Kidnapper	Blonde Welfare
Mafia Christmas	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	You Might be a Redneck	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Clinton's Finished Now