Al Gore's Piercings

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Yo mama's...Skinny	Blondes and Ice Cubes
You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Drivers' Ed	Sneezy
The 11th Commandment	Yo mama is so stupid...	Bush and Bill	The Wet and the Blonde
Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Ugly
The Fish-Eating Competition	Yo mama's so fat... bath	One hungry Bush...	Blonde's Shoes
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Like Midgets In The Night...	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
The Proxy Father	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	The Wonder Bra	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
New Canadian Flag	It's A War-Like Country	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Dead Blonde in Closet
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	The Wonder Bra	Lightbulb...Californians	Nudist Colony
Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Houston Schoolin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Gross Grandma	Warm and Moist	Clinton's Protection
Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Redneck Disaster	The Wonder Bra
Bob Dole's Band	Designated drunkard