Guns don't kill....

Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Wright, Right?	Einsteinium	Sex-Obsessed Blonde
Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Office English Dictionary	Blonde Skydiver	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Blonde in a Barber Shop	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Nursery Crimes	Old Man and his Babies
Elvis vs. Al Gore	Mail Order Blonde	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition
Women Pass Less Gas	Greg Norman	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Mechanical Sex	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Pitching a Tent	Blonde and License Plates	What are you thinking about?
Doctor Demented	Two Hookers	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Fat Woman
A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Fooled You	First Lady	Sex Relatively Speaking
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Toy Cars And Breastices	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat...
Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Houston Schoolin'	Lawyers on the Beach	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Limbless Prostitute	Fast Food for Rednecks	Fart Glossary	Girls and Planes
Yo mama's So Poor	I scream for ice cream