Mechanical Sex

How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex?

One of his fingers is clean

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Ugly	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Yo mama's so poor...	Blonde Meets Cheerios
You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Yo mama's so Nasty	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	Ancient Chinese Torture
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Yum!	Six Hours to Live	Dead Blonde in Closet
Yo Mama's So Stank	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Twelve Inch Pianist	Redneck Baby
If You Could!	Wedding Night Pranks	Playing Doctor	Upholding the Cloth
Plaster Lawyers	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Blonde and License Plates	River Deep
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Blonde Bedtime	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Get Your Feet Wet
What Do You Call?	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Gross Siamese Tongue	Substituting Rats for Lawyers
If Resumes Told the Truth	Three Gay Men	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Taliban Poetic Justice
Blonde Looking for a Job	Chucky at the Movies	Definitely	Yo Mama's So Poor
Lesbians in a Canoe	Definition of Agony	Flighty Blonde	Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...
Captain Hook's Death	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Redneck Feast	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo Mama... Shotgun