Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doe a Deer	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Yo Mama's So Dumb	What Are Politics?
Osama's New City	What's Black?	Lawyers and God	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio
Three men were in a sauna...	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Guys vs. Girls	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Blonde on the Run	Winnie the Pooh	Trucks and Babies	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Still Together	Ask The Doctor	A Definite Definition	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Flies on Poo	Hoshimota	Yo mama's So Stupid	Adam 'n' Eve
Lawyers Off Bridge...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	New Baby	Plaster Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat...
I See You!	Clinton on Tobacco	Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Oh My God!	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama is so dumb...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	www.YoMama	Right of Way	Pre-Paid Plan
West Virgin-ia	Yo Mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Parakeet Cereal
Condom Brands	Camoflauge Clothing