Play Dead

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yummy Mama	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Yo Mama's... Hairy	Hilarious Signs
Lawyer and Sperm	Lay off	Another Weekend At The Home	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
Male Masturbation	New Version of Playboy	Jungle Fever	Leeches
Redneck Religiousity	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Don't Knock It	Never Seen A Priest
The Facts of Life	Darn Crazy Kids	Redneck Baby	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Redneck Yardwork	Blonde Lesbian	Grass Eater	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Yo Mama's So Small	Pre-Paid Plan	Feelin' Blue	Redneck Fly-swatter
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Ice Cream	Blind Skydivers	Farmer Joe and his Mule
Mama in a Tight Shirt	Jack and Jill II	Houston Schoolin'	Father to Blonde Daughter
Yo mama is like a brick...	Grandma's Birthday	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Ceramic Guys	Eyes Wide Shut	Cash Flow	Lightbulb... Arkansas
Yo mama and a rat	Pitching a Tent	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...	Blonde and Pizza