Law School Graduation Gift

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?

A: A lobotomy.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Perfect Fit	Saddam Hussein	Optimistic Jack	Blonde in the Third Grade
Blonde and a Pig	Guns don't kill....	Christmas Carol Parrot	Weiner Eater
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Hide the Duke	Yum!	No Special Sauce?
The Doctor's Convention	The Blind Man and the Whore	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Question...Sex Change	Bush at the Wheel
Jane's Addiction	Yo Mama's So Fat...	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Play Dead	Switch!	Hairclub for Women	The Raffle
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Get yo fingers bit	Sons Devoted to Mom	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Hiding In The Closet	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Toy Cars And Breastices	Scratch Those Thangs
Tap Dancin'	Coincidentally	Monica & The Rest Of Us	Yo mama's So Stupid
Birdy	Why God Created Man	You're So Poor...Christmas	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Yo mama's so hairy...	A Helpful Man	Penis Requests a Raise	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Clinton's First	Corpsalicious!