A Toast

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Le Stinkers	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Little Leprechaun?	Feeling Like A Woman
Sneezy	Gay Midget	Biggest Pee Pee	Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?
Hole in One	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Curious Pickup Line	Biting
Twisted Baby Joke	Yo mama is FUGLY	Yo Mama's So Old	The Golden Fiddle
Froggie Proposal	Yo mama's So Flat	You Might Be A Redneck...Deer	The Redneck's Milk
Redneck Bubble Baths	Suicidal Blonde	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Blondes at Sea
Flies in a Lightbulb	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	What Sex is Polly?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Icy Blonde	Soyburger vs dildo	Yo Mama's So Small
Be Careful What You Wish For	Gross Siamese Tongue	Condoms	Parsley
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Female Comebacks	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches
Jingle Blondes	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	You know you're having a bad day when your ...
Interblonde	Healthy Virgin	Bad Drivers	Dump List
Dreamweaver	Yo mama's so poor