Kleenex

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Elephant Tampon	Knock knock... Britney Spears	A man's logic
POV	My Blonde Is Broken	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Government vs. Mafia
Redneck Driver's License Application	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	What's Worse?
Surfing USA	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Blonde Carpenter	Dinner's On The Table
Bed Football	Holy Water + Castor Oil	Who dun it?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Miracle Drug	Yo mama's so dumb... airport
Railroad Redneck	Brunettes and God	Having to Take a Whisper	What Do You Call?
Blonde Bedtime	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Burger King	Bleachin Yo Mama
Fred bin Flintsone	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	A Lawyer and A Politician	Milking it
It Ain't Surgery	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Vaseline Knob	Pretty Hair	Yo mama's So Poor	Two Black Eyes
Three Girls Go Camping	Houston Schoolin'	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Poor
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale