Bill Gates' Hard Drive

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?

He's renaming it MICROHARD.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama is so dumb...	The Blonde And The E-mail	Airplane Hijinx
Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Goathead! Goathead!	Yo mama's tities...	Unlikely
My Blonde Is Broken	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Jingle Balls	Deaf Rover
Yo mama is FUGLY	Blonde's Tricycle	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's So Flat
Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Blonde's Favorite Group	George W. Drowning
Christmas In Heaven	Yo mama's So Old	Gross, Grosser, Grossest	Heffahump
Slick Willy	Eat Your Vegetables	The Blonde and the Worm	Blonde's Bridge
Uncle Tommy's Closet	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Bush on Unemployment Aid	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Yo mama's...Curb	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Extra-Large Condoms	Elevator Scene
Easter Blondies	Blonde on the Run	Blonde NASA Engineer	Saving Her Butt
Scags Who Blew Bill	Jingle Blondes	Yo mama's So Stupid	Ed Zachery Disease
Step Right Up...	Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Windows 666
Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Don't Choke