Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around

Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	Things Found Only In America	Osama's Covered Wagon	Bubba's Secret
Go Fish	Southern Foreplay	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Monica's First Look
Keep Warm	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Yo mama's...Ugly
A falling out	Yo mama's So Poor	Blond Father	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
Donkey and Onion	The New 69	Doggy Style	Lawyer vs. Snake
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo mama's...Stupid	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Bishop And The Ass	The Blonde Fox	California Gay Whale	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
A Natural Blind	What's That, Tampon?	Bimbo Joke	Dought Girl
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's Underwear	Mail Order Blonde
Corpsalicious!	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Computer Breasts
Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Blonde and Blonder
Red Ball Express	People Really Said These Things In Court	Mom's Sponge	Peckers
Yo mama's So Poor	Rooster in His Declining Years