Play Dead

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Yo mama's...Stupid	The Scott's Pocket Watch	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Count Chock Full of Nuts	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Crab Cakes
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Blonde Bicycle	Dubya 'Do.	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	Cyber-Blonde 3	Soy Toy	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Dikfer	Juicy Squirt	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies
Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Rump Roastin'
Ghost story for tots	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Condit vs. Clinton	None
Yo mama is so dumb...	Hoshimota	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Microwave Cookery
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Fast Food for Rednecks	Snowblonde	747 Full of Lawyers
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Old	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
Definition of Agony	Afghani Joe	Blondes at a Drive-In	Hanging with Blondes
Do it like mammals	Blonde in Motion	Redneck Grandma	White House Synonyms
Men With No Arms or Legs	The Burning Building