a monkey walks into a bar

a monkey walks into a bar, and he slaps his hands on the bartable. a bartender walks over and asks "what can i get you?". the monkey says "got any bananas?" and the bartender says "no we only sell alcoholic drinks" then walks away. 5 minutes later the monkey slaps his hands on the bartable. the bartender walks over and asks "what now?" monkey says "got any bananas?". the bartender says "ask me that 1 more time and your lips get nailed into this table". he walks away. 5 minutes later the monkey slaps his hands on the table, and the bartender walks over and irritably says "what do you want now?". the monkey asks "got any nails and a hammer?" and the bartender says "no". monkey asks "well you got any bananas?".

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