Eye Rub

Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	The Offspring	Old Lady Shakes	Mama knows how to have fun
Yo mama's so fat... bath	Osama = Crabs?	Blonde Who Has it All	Martian Sex
Yo mama's So Ugly	Call Me Back	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	New Priest In Town	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	One day a hunter was walking...
A Vow of 'Celebracy'	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	A Few Good Men	Pay-Per-Blonde
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Three Couples, No Sex	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Legs Open
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Oldest Couple Ever	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Blondes and Fun
Return the Dog	Yo Mama's So Skinny	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	What are you thinking about?
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Sliding Doors	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Three Stupid Wives	Mechanic's Lube	A falling out	Yo Mama's House Is So Small
Lawyers vs. Vampires	Return the Dog	JFKaput	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law
Yo mama's so ugly	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency