Dikfer

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"

"A what?"

"A dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Elephant Tampon	12- Pack	Yo mama's so fat... school
Talking Blondes	Kleenex	A Shave and a Shine	Bush's Morning Run
Yum!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Nudist BMOC	Job Application
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Skittles	This Joke is Bananas!
Yo Mama's So Ugly	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's So Stupid
What Is Politics?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Name That Animal, Kids	Tales From The Shire
Yo mama's...Fat	Fishing for a Week	500 lawyers in the ocean	Scratchy Lottery
Birdy	Bush Has a Short One	Brain Cell	Tasty, tasty fat!
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	What is red and green?	Proverbs	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Special Remedy	The Eyes Have It	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Jedi II
Beer Translations	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Three Gay Men	Ear Condoms
What's The Difference, Yo?	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Monica's Deposition	David Beckham