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| 1.Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office:
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
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