Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann

Q: What did Raggedy Ann do when she was horny?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said, “Tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie!!!”

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