The Wet and the Blonde

Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?

The sign said 'Wet Floor.'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	The Annual Check-Up	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat
Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Monks Made a Mistake	Streakers and Strokers	Yo mama's...Ugly
Be Careful With That Viagra	Blondes and Virgins	The Nuns and The Blind Man	Hey fatty
Yo mama's So Poor	Martooni	Question...Sex Change	Zip It. Zip It Good.
Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	This is a poor joke	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Rhoids
Clinton's Protection	Ignorance	Yo mama's...Useless	Yo mama's So Fat
You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Factory Girl	I Guess That's Fair
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Olllllld Lawyer	Female Comebacks
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Drastic Diet	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	The Blond Date
Hand me downs	Dirty Knees	There she blows	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat
Yo mama's So Stupid	Night Of The Living Dead	Yo mama's...Ugly	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Redneck Ghost Story	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Curd and Rod	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
Brainy Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor