Gary Condit's Lifeboat

Gary Condit was on a sinking ship and everyone was rushing to get into the lifeboats. The captain yelled, "Woman and children first!"

"Screw the Woman!" One man yelled.

"Do we have time?" said Mr. Condit.

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