Play Dead

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Shower	Blonde Protection	The Last Southern Virgin	Hiney Bubbles
You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	Horny Toad	What's the difference between a...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Yo mama's So Stupid	Romantic Pink Slip	Martooni	Redneck Grocrey
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's... stupid
Yo Mama's So Stank	Soyburger vs dildo	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
Blonde Kidnapper	Mountain Bike	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
What Do I Look Like?	Walk the Walk	Blonde and Blonder	Dr. Dre's Prognosis
A falling out	Dirty Knees	Blonde and a Pig	Baldy Pants
That Fly	Yo mama's So Ugly	Red Ball Express	Mexican or Mexican't
Blonde and Goldfish	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo mama's So Poor	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Girls and Planes	Blonde in Natchitoches	White House Synonyms	Redneck Toothbrush
72?	Scags Who Blew Bill	Clinton Hijinx	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Yo mama's So Stupid