Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Topless Sunbather	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Exotic Male Dancer	Yo Mama... Christmas Corner
New Version of Playboy	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Tasties in a Half Shell	Dought Girl
Curly Hair	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Naked Man on the Run
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Politician Walking	If You Could!	Y'Might Be A Redneck	You're Like A...
Blonde Basement	Blonde's Medical Exam	Brunette Meets Genie	Gary Condit's M.O.
Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Mary Had A Little Lamb
A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	I Don't Like My Brother	Blonde Lightbulb	Bamming in 'Bama
A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Dr. Doctor	Bus Stop Blondes
Gross Grandma	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Helisoft	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?
Bed Football	Heckle Me Harder	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Fish Market
Yo mama's So Small	Gone Camping	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Legalese
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked