Full Speed Ahead

What's faster than the speed of light?

An Afghani with a dinner ticket.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Two Things About a Blonde	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover
Dubya Quotes	The Great Wiener Caper	Hanging with Blondes	Blonde Puzzle
I'm a Barbie Girl	Don't Knock It	Government Tactics	B-Day Sex
Sliding Doors	Still Together	Blonde and Dictionary	Martooni
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Redneck Drivers	Blonde in Disguise	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde Trying to Eat	None	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Stooooopid Mama
Pop Goes The Blonde	Grandma's Birthday	Hand me downs	Frosty
The Blonde Fox	Redneck Truck	Yo Mama's So Skinny	She Gives Great Headphone
Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's...ugly	Boy Scout
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo mama's So Poor	Taxed Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog
Things Found Only In America	Yo mama's so fat... road	Blondes at Sea	C.E.O. D.U.M.B
Curly Sue	DJ's First Day of School	Democrat's Concession	Hot Dog
Sharks and Lawyers	Yo mama's So Fat