Rhoids

"How are your hemorrhoids?"

"Swell."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Clinton after Coitus	Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Comfortable
Handy Blondy	Moms and Their Snooping	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama so Bald
Redneck Ghost Story	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Dirty Tricks	Yo mama's...Poor
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Redneck...Ironing Board	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Jedi Nights
Yo mama's...Skinny	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Beer Translations	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby
Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	An Egyptian man is walking...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann
The Raffle	Chin nuts	Yo mama's... easy	Clinton Stew
Impressing Women	Fishing for a Week	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Stayin' Alive
Grandma's Birthday	Psychology Class	Work Blows	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Blonde On a Ledge	If Resumes Told the Truth
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Blonde Lesbian
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Yo mama's...Ugly	Touchy Feely Cracky	Door Hinge
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	The Blond Date