Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so poor...	Yo Mama's... Hairy	Blondes and cow patties	Broom Factory
Bombing Works	Iraqi Funerals	The Midget Scopes the Blonde	Confessions Of Sodom
Yo mama's So Hairy	Sunroof You All Night Long	Still Together	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her
Blonde Panties	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Hack Golfer	Mechanic's Lube	Redneck Baby	Blondes n' Crayons
Redneck Feast	If Ever You're Choking...	Blonde in a Tree	Air Mattress
The Blind Guy Polemic	Watch and Learn	Para-shoot	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Snow	Grandma's Birthday	Shipwrecked	Soy Toy
Osama Mama	Yo mama's So Stupid	Piano Solo	Taxation
Optimistic Jack	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Accident on the Golf Course	Bob Dole's Band
Definition of Suspicious	Sleeping Blonde	Dought Girl	Beep Beep
Osama's New City	Yo mama's So Small	Try It	Dog Talk
Yo Mama's So Stupid	All I Want Is a Beer!