Sign On The Brothel

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it! We're closed.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Yo Mama's... Hairy	A man's logic	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days
Three Drunk Men	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	A Horoscope For The Workplace
You So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	A Real Watch Dog	Be Careful What You Wish For
Baby Mama	Osama Bin Lighted	A woman went to her priest with a problem...	Potential & Reality
Blonde in Grocery Store	The Farmer's Daughters	Lady At the Bar	One Drunken Night
Donkey and Onion	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Skittles	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Joke Written By and For Retards	Hungry Mama	Toy Cars And Breastices	Fish Market
Blonde Cross Road	Brunette Shopping	Hiding In The Closet	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Sliding Doors	Please pass the mayo	Redneck Porch	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Yo mama's so dumb... hour	The Blonde and the Zipper	After You	Peeing Leprechaun
Beer Translations	Blondes in a Box	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Helisoft
Blondes and Iceberg	Damned if I know	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Ark-N-Saw
Bishop And The Ass	Broom Factory