Constipation

Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guess Who?	Blonde and a Pig	Drunk Musicians	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Hired Help	Baby Mama	David's Brother David
Two Sperm	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Constipation	Romantic Pink Slip
Womanly Secret	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	There's No People Like Snow People
None	Jingle Balls	Blonde Half-Wit	The Golden Fiddle
First Cut is the Deepest	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's...Useless	David Beckham Redux	Gross Cornflakes
Baby Mama	Yo mama's...Ugly	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Soapy Sales
Toy Cars And Breastices	Get On The Bus	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Gay Man in Church
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Love Is Blindness
Blonde Tag	Monica's Deposition	River Deep	Clinton Hijinx
Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Plaster Lawyers	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	What Has 100 Teeth?
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Roosters vs. Lawyers