Yo Mama's so fat... quarter

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter
she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

5 presidents are on a plane	Two Blondes and a Lake	What's That, Tampon?	The Day Owl and The Night Cat
Yo mama's so fat...	Doggy Style	Yo mama's football knowledge	Snakeskin Punny
Scooby Doo	Fifty Cent Piece	Big Tongue	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes
Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde's Earrings	Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Blonde Driver	Yo mama's So Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
The corporate ladder	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Screw The World	Redneck Computer Lingo
What Is Politics?	Honeymoon	Sex Advice	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit
Ghetto Wedding Cake	Redneck Grocrey	No Special Sauce?	Blonde's Air Conditioner
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Irish Cream	Yo mama is so dumb...
Holiday	Shirt Words	Annoying Boy on Bus	Not So Saved by the Bell
Close But No Cigar	Latex Gloves	Hard Drive	Free Sex Contestants
The Great Wiener Caper	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer
Hand me downs	Yo mama's...Fat