Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Painter & Her Eyesight	Adam 'n' Eve	Sliding Doors	Bill Gates and General Motors
Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Okie Jokie	Call Me Back	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
The Vampire	Blonde Counting Sheep	Redneck Anthem	Fix This
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Heavy Sack	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Pigskin Pro
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Playing Doctor	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dr. Doctor	Yo mama's so fat... shaves
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Witchy Women	Cuban Delicacy	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's so hairy...	Mommy Almost Died	She's So Blonde
Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Paraplegic	Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Eyes Wide Shut	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
Yo mama's...Stupid	Twisted Baby Joke	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Heavenly Reward
Prostitiute's Friends	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Pet Zebra
Yo mama's...Skinny	Genital Mutilation is Funny