Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Politics?	Swinging Redneck	Goathead! Goathead!	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt
Mail Order Blonde	Genie and the Taliban	Blonde Who Has it All	Drunken Man and Blonde
Blonde in a Round Room	Bill Gates and General Motors	What's Black?	The Vampire
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	New Priest In Town	Law School Graduation Gift	Rope a Dope
Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Wavey Blonde	Blondes on a Rope
Homeward Blonde	Confusing Blonde	Yo mama's... easy	Bulimic Bachelor Party
Switch!	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Sick Hick	Dump List
A Natural Blind	Y2K Nostalgia	What is LXIX?	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Leggy Blonde	Yo mama's smile	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Guess What I Am?
Ghetto Wedding Cake	Heaven's Gate	Yo mama's So Old	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...
Nun vs. Woman	You Might Be A Redneck	Sheep Boy	Bubba Hump
World War III	Yo mama's so nasty...	Curly Sue	Right of Way
We're Studying Hard	Yo mama's So Ugly