Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Please pass the mayo	Adam 'n' Eve
Yo mama's so fat... first word	Exotic Male Dancer	Tasties in a Half Shell	Legal Birth Control
What are you thinking about?	Blonde Cell Death	Blonde - Contractor	Big Tongue
A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Lucky Frog	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Pool	Knock knock... Britney Spears	One hungry Bush...
Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Old People And Nastiness	Still Together	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale
Clinton & A Screwdriver	Constipation	Yo mama's So Fat	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Dentata	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Yo mama's...Curb	Yo mama's... stupid
Yo mama's So Poor	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Penguin and The Mechanic	Yo Mama... B#$%*
Blonde's Air Conditioner	Double Wide	Rules For Work	Socks
Penis Requests a Raise	You might be a redneck if...	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	What's A Truncheon?
Yo mama's So Fat	Party!	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Code for Love
Yo mama's...Stupid	The Blonde Hostess