Executive Rimmin'

Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

I Nearly Pissed Myself	Yo mama's So Stupid	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
Christmas in West Virginia	Sunday School	Bush and Gore, together again	Hired Help
New Version of Playboy	Group Photo	Slippery Doorknob	The State of Lawyers
Executive Decision	Made in Canada	Yo mama's...Stupid	Lawyers in Lust
Blondes Doing the Wave	Job Fair	Blonde Battallion	Archeological Gag
Satisfaction	Invisible Carrots	Abstinence	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's So Poor	Grass Eater	Ignorance
Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps	Half-Brainiac	Yo mama's So Fat... born	California Gay Whale
Microsoft and a Halter Top	What Sex is Polly?	Professor of Logic	Natural Blonde
Bush on Unemployment Aid	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Mirror, Mirror	Sex Contract
Blondes and Airplanes	Sliding Doors	The Naked Truth	Bob Dole
Old People And Nastiness	Lesbians in a Canoe	Bar... Alabama	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Very Robust Zacklies