It's A War-Like Country

 
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.

"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"

"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?"

"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"

"Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"

81 votes, And 946 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Most Popular Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde
Pencil
Dead Bird
Which girlfriend should I marry?
Rub It
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Golf and Public Restrooms
Coma
Michael Jackson's baby
Viagra Overdose

.: Highest Rated Jokes
Pharmacist Phun
Sunday School
Things Couldn't Be Nurse
OSU
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
Yo mama's...Ugly
Ancient Chinese Torture
Hulking Mass
Yo mama's So Short
Yo mama's...Stupid