Screw The World

What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?

One wants to screw the world and one already has!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	You're So Dirty	Paying the Price of Marriage	Bubba Died in a Fire
Yo mama's So Old	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Hard Drive	Slippery Doorknob
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	A Roomful of Rednecks	Blonde on Blonde Jokes
Doggy Style	Hey fatty	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Old
Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Holiday	Soy Toy	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
Blonde Bummer	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Gary Condit's Pants	Pothead Shopper
Ice Cream	Get yo fingers bit	Tales From The Shire	Dear Old Dad
Bush Does a Favor	The Clever Lawyer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Nutty Hunters
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Red Ball Express	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Yo Mama's so old... act
The Hired Help	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Scratch Those Thangs	Yo Mama Road Sign
Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Blonde and Calculator	Sons Devoted to Mom
Mountain Bike	A Flaky Blonde