Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Redneck...TV Antenna	Bumper Sticker Sayings	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed
Where's the Soup?	Little Wanky	Jew Unit	Crab Cakes
Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	The Christmas Elf Massacre	Yo mama's So Fat	The Dentist
Capitalism for Dummies	Skittles	Blonde With License	Iraqi Law
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	President Hillary
Brunette Shopping	Gary Condit's M.O.	What Didja Learn?	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Like Midgets In The Night...	Medical Miracles	Blondes and Cops	The Blonde Fox
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Blonde...Bananas	David Beckham Redux
Elephantitis	Brunettes and God	Baby Talk	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Hey fatty	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Dikfer	If You Were my Husband...
The 69ers	Yo Mama's So Poor	Milking it	Pro Congress?
Mrs. Shagwell	Banging and Banking	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Dinner's On The Table
New Baby	There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...