Viagra + Eyedrops = ?

Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?

Because he wanted to look hard!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama is so dumb...	Bedside Confession	Blonde Gymnastics	Poker... or Her...
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	An Honest Lawyer	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Blondes Doing the Wave
How many blondes does it take...	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Oscar Meyer
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Yo mama's So Poor	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Yo mama's...Old	Smurf and Turf	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Blonde in a Tree	Bed Football	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Why'd The Redneck?	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Leper Hockey	Morning at the White House
Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Wright, Right?	Racists and Lightbulbs	Virgins in Caves
Touchy Feely Cracky	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Made in Canada	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall
Out of T.P.	Streakers and Strokers	Flour Patch	Little Johnny's Wish
Parakeet Cereal	Think About It	Pickle Slicer	One hungry mama
Yo Mama's So Ugly	The Birds and the Bees	The Wonder Bra	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Improvements in Hell