Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. ''Well, go in the bushes.'' ''What should I use to wipe my ass?'' ''Use a dollar bill.'' A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his hands. ''What happened?'' asks his friend. ''I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters.'' |
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