Yo mama's so fat... shaves

Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hellacious	It's Not Genetics	Lay off	Whistle While You Twurk
The Blonde and the Librarian	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Baldy Pants	Fishing for a Week
Reagan and Clinton	Gum	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo Mama Laundromat
Wavey Blonde	Wedding Night Pranks	America has finally captured Saddam ...	The Raffle
Empty Cheeze Whiz	Sex and Air	Thermos and Blonde	Blonde and License Plates
Redneck Disaster	The Paperboy	Bin Laid	100,000 Frenchman
Eternity	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	You're So Poor...Christmas	Political Pampers
Genie in a bottle	Double Wide	Clinton's DNA	911
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Blonde Basement	First Class Blondie	The Seven Dwarfs
I scream for ice cream	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Lunch time	Wedding Night
Broom Factory	What do u do if a blond...	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Bird and Bloke
Signs You're Burned Out	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Gross Cornflakes	Mechanic's Lube
Drowning Lawyer	Juicy Squirt