Flies Have Wings, Why?

Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Wright, Right?	Blonde Crossing	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Mr. Macho
Dubya Quotes	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Keep Warm	What Sex is Polly?
Rise and Shine	Yo Mama's so old... act	Dr. Love	Yummy Mama
Blonde Bicycle	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Keep It In Your Pants	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Blondes Screwing	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Pigskin Pro	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	You Might Be A Redneck...	Blonde Diet
How To Get A Raise	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Yo mama's...Fat	Please pass the mayo
Drastic Diet	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Redneck Thief
Good for the Heart	Bull	Multi-Balls	The 69ers
Genie in a bottle	What Do You Call?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	Government vs. Mafia
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Yo mama's...Stupid
Three Gay Men	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde and Doorknobs	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Blonde's Computer Freeze